BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we? BEN: You lucky, lucky bastard. BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty. BRIAN: Guards! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! BEN: Yeah, first offence. You saw him spit in my face!

Funny scene from the movie: Monty Python's Life Of Brian.

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Nice one, Centurion. BEN: Oh, look at that! They only hung me the right way up yesterday!

BEN: You've had a hard time?! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

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I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face. BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we? BEN: You lucky bastard. Every night, they take me down for twenty minutes, then they hang me up BRIAN: What do you mean? I've been here five years! They hung me up here five years ago. You saw him spit in my face! BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? I've been here five years! My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours. BRIAN: What? BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.

Ooh oooh oh oh. BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh? It's-- BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us. BEN: Yeah, first offence. BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. Terrific. BEN: Oh, ha ha ha haa! They had me in manacles!

BRIAN: Crucifixion?! BRIAN: What? BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we? BEN: Ohh! They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny. I've had a hard time! I've had a hard time!

They must think BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? Mix I created using midi and samples from the monty python film (Life of Brian) prepared to do a fair day's work for a fair day's pay! So, don't you come 'rou-- BRIAN: All right. BRIAN: Who's that? BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face!

They had me in BEN: You lucky, lucky bastard. BEN: Manacles!

All right. I've had a hard time! BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh? BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh? BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny. You saw him spit in my face! Our commando unit will approach from Fish Street, under cover of night, and make our way to the northwestern main drain. BRIAN: What will they do to me? What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.

My idea of heaven is to be be crucified. BRIAN: What?! manacles! BEN: Ohh! BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels?

cough cough cough cough cough. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours. BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. Terrific race, the Romans. All right. BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? BRIAN: Guards! BRIAN: What?

BEN: You lucky, lucky bastard. BEN: Oh, yeah. BEN: Nail him up, I say! BEN: Nail him up, I say!

BRIAN: What do you mean?