The Spartans will still play a Big East team in the Gavitt Games, in what is contractually the final year in that challenge series. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton, who tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. The Bomber sprint medley team of Swain, Jaden Peasley, Rouse and Lande won in 1:37.03. The Collins-Maxwell girls scored 183 points to beat West Marshall's 150 for first place out of five teams and the Spartan boys finished with 158 points to beat BCLUW by 31 points for first out of seven schools. You can buy "Meet the Spartans" on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Microsoft Store, Redbox as download or rent it on Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Microsoft Store, Redbox online. Gatchel was medalist runner-up with a nine-hole score of 37, Wright took third with a 38 and Princehouse was fourth with a 41. The Spartans' outlook has only improved this week, after fifth-year seniors Tyson Walker and Malik Hall announced their intention of returning to MSU. Stephenson cleared 5.55m, breaking the school record for the second-straight meet after setting the record at 5.51m at the Spartan Invitational on March 31. Heroic Spartans as they appear in Cartoon Network's Samurai Jack, "Jack and the Spartans," season 2, episode 25.Themopylae is recreated here, but with the evil Aku's robotic monsters replacing the Persian army, which is dehumanization taken very literally.. online movies are available on, Jason Friedberg,Aaron Seltzer,Hal Olofsson,Jody Blose,Greg Guzik. everywhere, everydevice, and everything ;). Want to know what the movie's about? Max Davidson took sixth in the 3,200 after completing the race in 11:27.06. The game started strong for the Lady Spartans, who scored two goals by juniors Julz Anch and Hayden Bevington in the first 10 minutes. When Leonidas asks Queen Margo to marry him by writing "Marry Me" on her chest with a Sharpie pen, the camera changes positions a couple times during the scene. "[18], Clark Collis of Entertainment Weekly gave it a mixed review, crediting the actors for their efforts but criticizing the script and the already dated jokes, giving it a grade C.[7]. .2008.bd1080p..mp4. This latest installment in Friedberg and Seltzer's franchise hammers a final nail into the coffin with an utterly atrocious collection of imbecilic skits it's junk-food cinema at its worst. The Ballard girls won two events and the boys picked up one individual and relay victory apiece at the Carroll Co-ed Invitational. 3 doubles and No. Overview. Meet the Spartans 2008 83 minutes 4.0 star 332 reviews 2% Tomatometer PG-13 Rating family_home Eligible info info Watch in a web browser or on supported devices Learn More About this movie. As we find out who we have and who everyone has, scheduling will take place I think a little bit later than it has in the past, Izzo said. Mia Reed claimed the bronze in the 1500-meter run with a time of 4:54.79. Aaarghh! 1 match, 8-0. When becoming members of the site, you could use the full range of functions and Jason Friedberg, A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. True, 300 recounts a historical event, but as. Michigan State, meanwhile, finds itself among the top teams in the country in various 'Way-Too-Early' Top 25 rankings from multiple publications. Emmett Miller scored an 9-7 victory Will Burkhead in the No. 2008bd720p.mp4 [1.09g] 1.09 GB. A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. Netflix is much cheaper and we gotta watch critically acclaimed recently produced shows like Orange Is the New Block and oldies but goodies like . Coming Soon. Haus took first in the 3,200 after running an 11:53.42 to beat out teammate Silas Kimberley, who finished in 12:10.50. Kimberley placed second in the open 400 and third in the 400 hurdles with respective times of 1:06.54 and 1:16.64. Looking back on the experience I wish I had never even started. From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. The Ballard boys soccer team pulled off competitive wins over Boone and Carroll last week. ", "Bury the grudge. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight Read allA spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. Leonidas (Sean Maguire) is then cast out into the wild, and survives the harsh winter while killing a giant dancing penguin. Witt and Jakson Fleischmann joined Rouse and Lande to run a winning time of 3:28.44 in the 4X400. director of photography Film Editing by Peck Prior Casting By "[11] On Metacritic, the film received a score of 9 based on 11 reviews, indicating "overwhelming dislike", being the worst received film by the directors on the site. $38.2M, Runtime: [4] The film is mainly a parody of the 2006 film 300, although it also references many other films, TV shows, people and pop cultural events of the time, in a manner similar to previous films that Friedberg and Seltzer had been involved in such as Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic Movie. Leonidas, Captain (Kevin Sorbo) and the rest face down dancing Persians, bad punch-lines and celebrity look-alikes. NY Times best-selling author Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 Showtimes, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Showtimes, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Trailer, Regency Enterprises, New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box. Story Links WARRENSBURG, Mo.-Missouri Baptist Women's Track & Field competed in the Mule Relays this weekend at the University of Central Missouri.A number of top ten finishes paced the Spartans this go around. "[14] Jeannette Catsoulis of The New York Times gave it a 1 out of 5 and wrote: "Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the team behind Meet the Spartans, prove that ridiculing other movies is much easier than making your own." The words disappear each time the camera switches to the wider shot. Meet The Spartans | Movie Explained in Hindi/Urdu | Hollywood movie explained in hindi Keywords:-new movie, hot movie, movie explained in hindi, film explain. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. This product uses the TMDb API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDb. Meet the Spartans (2008) Summary News Box Office International Video Sales Full Financials Cast & Crew Trailer Synopsis When Xerxes, the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland. The Collins-Maxwell boys saw senior Ethan Haus come up huge by winning three individual distance events. It's just as bad as you think, Very poor silly jokes, Poor acting but I did laugh a few times and the mocking of the slow motion scene from the film was great and really funny but apart from that it's another spoof film that nobody asked for. Haus also took second in the 1,600 after crossing the finish line in 4:57.28 to come in just behind the 4:56.91 time by Lynnville-Sully's Hendrick Lowry. Regency Enterprises, Sound Mix: AZUSA, Calif. Ajamu Reed and Osayi Omorodion won their events to lead San Jos State in a two-meet day at the Bryan Clay Invitational and the Mt. Me deserve bazillions of dollars for buying things me stupid family deserve. The Spartans will face Duke in the Champions Classic, and host Oakland in that annual series. Comedy, Actor: It's possible for genre spoof movies to be funny. 2 match. The first battles are of the hip-hop variety, and taking position at the narrow Thermopylae pass provides a huge strategic advantage, but a goat trail back-door is betrayed to Xerxes. No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture! In the win over Grinnell, the Bombers picked up five singles wins and four in doubles play. Captain avenges him with Botox poisoning before being struck down by Xerxes. Carmen Electra, Hunchback Paris, UK Critics Consensus: Rocknrolla Rocks, Disaster Movie = Movie Disaster, RT on DVD: Transformers, Starship Troopers To Invade; Avoid Jessica Albas Eye, RT25: Celebrating 25 years of Rotten Tomatoes. Averaged 18.1 points and 7.2 rebounds as the Spartans' leading scorer. Movies. The Ballard boys track team picked up a pair of relay victories at the Saydel Invitational. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom. Don't forget, you laugh at Kevin Federline because he is big loser! - We Lied. Meet the Spartans WOOf! Disclaimer: This site George ran a 1:02.16. MSU is looking to finalize aneutral site game against Arizona on Thanksgiving Day (Nov. 23) as part of its 2023-24 non-conference slate, Izzo said on Wednesday during a season-ending press conference. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and and the None at all. However, Xerxestron accidentally trips on his extension cord and falls on Leonidas and the surviving Spartans, killing them. "Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed. Erica Houge was third in the high jump with a jump of 4-8, Leslie won a bronze medal in the long jump with a distance of 14-6.75 and she joined up with Erickson, Houge and Merryman to place third in the 4X200 with a time of 2:01.63. Mason Gatchel, Ben Wright and Andrew Princehouse all placed in the top five for Ballard. Aaron Seltzer, Producer: English, Director: 'Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse' Trailer, Stream & Watch 'Meet the Spartans' Full Movie Online. Released January 24th, 2008, 'Meet the Spartans' stars Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo The PG-13 movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 24 min, and received a user score of 40 (out of 100) on TMDb, which collated reviews from 1,434 experienced users. Wierson also took second to George in the 400 with a 1:06.12 showing. Sitzman in the No. Peter Safran, Writer: In relays the Collins-Maxwell boys won the 4X100 and 4X200 with respective times of 47.29 and 1:38.37. Mary Staudt took first in both the shot and discus with respective distances of 36 feet, 3.25 inches and 118-1.5. Kaitlyn Zugay, Kiley Calvert and Gracie Ross all earned a 10-6 victory and Jocie Hobbs added a 10-3 win in singles competition for the Bombers. Atkins broke three school records during the meet in the 200 (25.17), 400 (57.17) and 400 relay (51.15 . King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. The sophomore was just behind the first and second place participants who finished 20 and 10 seconds ahead of her. 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Noe was runner-up in the 800 with a 2:18.38 showing, Ava Vance took second in the 3,000 with a time of 11:38.85, Noel Boettger won silver in the 200 after finishing in 27.96. . Jose Gutierrez, Brock Foulds and Owen Dunn had one single each to account for the Cougars offense. I add farts or have people kicked down into a hole. Full results for the boys were not available. The Bombers fell to Urbandale by a 9-2 score and defeated Grinnell, 9-2, at the Urbandale triangular April 10, blanked Clarke by a 9-0 score April 11 in Huxley and fell at Norwalk, 8-3, April 14 in going to 4-4 on the season. Method Man, matt-282. Kimberley and Ashlyn Leslie were third and fourth in the 400 hurdles with respective times of 1:17.14 and 1:19.07. Please help us to describe the issue so we can fix it asap. Here's what we learned from this week's Tri-County area high school sports action. 2008 (PG-13) Brain-dead spoof of the hardly cerebral but ripe for parody "300" swords-and-sandals epic hangs on the story of Leonidas (Maguire) leading his fierce army of 13 into battle against the invading hordes of Xerxes (Davitian), supported by his Queen Margo (Electra). The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. The site's critical consensus reads: "A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel. 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