And the idiot went to heaven. St Peter said, "We go by billing hours". He has even appeared on many TV shows. I'm only 65 years old!". After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.

* she’s gone. It is a little known fact that some people want spices that they cannot obtain legally. "Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

Be it decades-old oregano, salt from the Last Supper, or the flesh of Sean Spicer, some people love strange and unusual spices. A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Boccelli leather shoes. * she’s gone. The London lawyer.

The Lawyer said, "There must be a mistake. The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut. He hands it back to her and says “No Sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days!'".

God Replied: "He is the first lawyer to make it into Heaven. The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty." Then he hands him a plastic cup. ", You knowa da Halo Statues? Unsure of what's going on, the right-hand man goes into the bathroom, jerks off into the plastic cup, and comes out. One day, the kingpin mafioso is checking out the books and notices there's a million dollars missing. Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared. A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. A Preacher and a lawyer both go to heaven at the same time and the Preacher receives his gifts that he had expected and he sees that the lawyer gets this big house and pool. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia. He had been a very evil person and he knew that any old village priest would not be able to do the job so instead he arranged a meeting with. The second says, "I want-a to be Madonna" and *poof! St. Peter shakes his head and says "I’m sorry but that name just doesn’t ring a bell." They came to the Lawyer's room. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... Deya ring anda you picka dem up, anna you say, halo 'stat you? He goes to pay Guido a visit with his lawyer that knew sign language and to get him to talk where he hid the money. With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." And just where are you going to get a lawyer?

The Greek man says "We invented the Democracy!" The Italian says "We realized the challenge of direct elections and the benefit of the legislature, and thus created the Republic!" You will spend the same amount of time in hell as you did on earth, and then you can spend the rest of eternity up here." You could say I was involved in very organised crime. The lawyer figured this wasn't too bad of a deal, so he said "OK". "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'". 10. The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." That was the reason he got the job in the first place. >> hey i wanna hear some italian jokes!!!!! The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.” it's a lot more fun if you're on the inside . A Collection of short, funny Italy-related jokes! He reads the paper and starts laughing. He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want." He absolutely hated his job, but he had to stay because they would kill his family if he left. He calls a meeting with the deaf accountant and a sign language translator. he says. The best lawyer jokes Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married. The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim. And so it goes on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!" God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." "Then, go to Hell!" A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. '", "Oh, good heavens, no", the man replies, "I work for the IRS. ", "And I'll have you know," said his wife, "it was an Italian woman who thought of putting a hole in it!". Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. ", There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. St Peter said, "There's no mistake. A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London, and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop. The Greek man says "Yes, but we created beautiful architecture like the Parthenon!" Mary answers, "He's in my heart." "Whatta you gonna do then? The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings." The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

The lawyer signs to Giuseppe, "He'll shoot you with that pistol if you don't tell him." The third says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipalini." Have you seen all jokes?

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Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force." A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, “you serve the justice system.” "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. ! The Devil brought forward a chair. Eventually the preacher drowned and went to heaven.

Click here for more information. Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. His bookkeeper is deaf. Because they've always got a stiff in the trunk. Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. Returning visitor? St. Peter said, "you can't come in here... you have to go to the other place". The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. Italian Joke of the Month: An Italian man immigrates to the United States of America and moves in with some distant relatives in New Jersey.They tell him he should apply for citizenship and they will help him study for the test. ". ....they've found 6 more bodies than there were people missing. He had to write articles about the mafia’s crimes, and because the company had all the lawmakers bribed, they were untouchable even though they openly admitted to their crimes. Would she become a made man or a self-made woman? Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. The 20 grand is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the tree in my cousin Alphonso's garden.

They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms. A London lawyer runs a stop sign in Dublin and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. The first dad says, "My son is the best because he is so rich, I only gave him a small loan of a million dollars and he ended up making four billion dollars from his multi-billion dollar hotel business. Subject: Never Use an Italian Lawyer The Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
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He is so successful that he was elected to lead a country. He kept making people offers he couldn't remember. An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. You've got an engineer? One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" A  bit of cultural news for a welcome change. It was huge with wall to wall carpeting, king sized water bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi and fully stocked bar. "Who?" That's a mistake, he should never have gotten down there, send him up here."

With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.

Now do it again. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, “you protect the public.” The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Because you can play that in handcuffs too. ", Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. As he was sitting in the back, he asked the driver: "why is that hood ornament sticking out like that in mercs?". Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.

I'll see you in 350 years.". I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." Story Jokes. > > >What I see here are not jokes, they are insults You won't hear any jokes here- it's all just text. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. A Italian man walking along a New Jersey beach was deep in prayer. More jokes about: age, death, heaven, lawyer Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. Italian mafia boss hired a deaf accountant, Guido, and after a while he found out his accountant stole 10 million from him. We have lots of Pope's, but you're our very first Lawyer!". ", The guy yells, "That's the guy who's seein’ your wife while you're in night school. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense! All of a sudden he said out loud, “God, grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the God said, “Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish.” God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? He made me an offer I couldn’t understand.

Dirty Jokes, Italian Jokes, Joke of the Day March 3rd, 2010 jokes Gennaro walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice every day. "This is a job for Mama! "Then, go to Hell!"


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